THE SIDE-QUEST
ARCADE.
An agency that sells fun should probably be fun. Five games, zero sign-ups, infinite time-pass. Warning: contains opinions.
Scroll Speedometer 🏎️
We measure your scrolling on this page, live. Scroll hard and see what you're made of.
statue mode. impressive restraint.
The 4-Second Reflex ⏱️
Four seconds: roughly the window your hook gets before a thumb decides. You'll see the clock for the first 2 seconds, then it goes dark 🙈 and you count in your head. Feel the pressure your content lives under.
your best: none yet
stop at 4.00. no pressure. (pressure.)
Trend or Dead? ⚰️🔥
Ten social-media habits. You call each one: still hot, or already cremated? Verdicts are ours. Argue with us in the DMs.
Algorithm Tarot 🔮
One card rules the feed each day. Draw yours: same card for everyone until midnight, because the algorithm is fair like that.One card rules the feed each day.
The feed hides today's fortune. Draw the card.
today's quest: tap the card, obviously.
??? 🤫
There's a secret mode on this page. Old-school gamers know the code (it starts with ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓). Phone in hand? Tap this card seven times.
This site dresses up for festivals all by itself: Diwali diyas, Holi colours, kite season, the lot. Try any look on right now. No reload, no calories.